Locked For Life

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Locked For Life Rose Garden Anniversary Cake

% rivorofwhispors Okay weirdly this exad situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking Into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown. not both. One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they're sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers. Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swlnging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentaily. However, the fireman was very nice about It and accepted my apology. dldn't think it could get any better, yet here we are ª AND NOW IVE THROWN HIM OFF HIS RHYTHM - iFunny :)

% rivorofwhispors Okay weirdly this exad situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking Into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown. not both. One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they're sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers. Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swlnging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentaily. However, the fireman was very nice about It and accepted my apology. dldn't think it could get any better, yet here we are ª AND NOW IVE THROWN HIM OFF HIS RHYTHM - iFunny :)